Players
Choice Awards **
Having witnessed hidden ability in prop Alan Paver, when
he hosted a 'Ready, Steady, Cook' show at Mounts Bay's School's Healthy Eating
evening earlier in the year, it was the turn of Lee Jarvis to step forward as
an entertaining public speaker/comedian at the successful Cornish Pirates' Awards
Night held at the clubhouse on Sunday. Besides the main awards overseen
by club archivist Phil Westren, there were three slightly different and unusual
tongue-in-cheek awards presented, and no doubt instigated, by a leisurely Lee.
The awards made, with Lee using resonant Welsh tones to highlight reasons
for each choice, went to:- Most 'Boring Player of the Year' - Alan Paver
(for continually ranting on about the art of front-row play). 'Poser of
the Year' - a clear winner - Richard Welding. 'Dullest Player of the Year'
- Kev-in "I always break the gain line, me" James. Were
they embarrassed? Not in the slightest, each taking it in good fun, the 'audience'
lapping up the non-scheduled presentations made. Formal requirements completed,
a buffet followed for all - finishing off a deservedly enjoyable evening. |